The bible defines "love" in I Corinthians 13:4-8

Well, since meeting you, that's been absolutely necessary (I'd do no good in jail)
So, check?

I actually can't believe that I've literally been praying for you every day!
Yeah, I guess that works, too.

Well, The American Heritage® Dictionary gives the archaic definition of "envy" as:
Malevolence — remember, the English bible was written in 1611 (in "archaic" times)
Merriam-webster's defines "malevolent" as: ill will, and I've never had that towards you, so check.

BlueLetterBible.org says "perpereuomai," the Greek word translated as "vaunteth" in that passage as: to boast one's self
I don't think I've done much of that, do you?
I'll reservedly go with that (there was the story of Tony & the security guard, but that wasn't MYSELF, so...?)

You're a GIRL. Still the very FIRST THING I said to you (on the phone) was my rant on humility. Check.

Honestly, I've surprised myself at how timidly I've conducted myself towards you. Check. This is looking conclusive...however let's continue, forsaking brevity... (more patience?)

Honestly, how could I? The one time I saw you in person, instead of firmly standing up to your mother (and making things a LOT tougher on you), I just sat down & ate my meal, not being satisfied, but just chillin'. Check.

BlueLetterBible.org defines "paroxynō" as:
to stimulate, arouse to anger, to scorn, despise, make angry, to exasperate, et cetera...
stimulate? No, even though I've told you repeatedly of my elevated testosterone — in fact, the lack of such desire towards you was one of the biggest reasons I was confused over being so drawn
angered? No; frustrated, at times, yes...
scornful? Perhaps, but at the situation, not you...maybe not a check?
despise? I despise the law; I despise the fact we can't be together...probably not a check...
make angry? No; I just went over that
exasperate? YOU haven't, but again the situation...
I doubt this aspect is filled...yet.

How could I of one as sweet as yourself? Check.

"iniquity" is defined as "Gross immorality or injustice" by the free dictionary
I sure didn't rejoice when your mother reacted so negatively to me, another check.

Haven't I've been asking you for the truth over the last several weeks & being discouraged when I receive little/none of it?
CHECK.

Well, I've tried not to, but...
I'll say no, I don't fill this, either. Your opinion?

I sure didn't believe you about your mother.
...and was doubtful of your person-hood.
I'll say that's not filled.

Well, surely it's only been hope to see me this far...
Check

Well? "The waiting is the hardest part"?
CHECK.

Your call.
If you consider my severe hesitations as "failure," then no, but
Wow, it's like 2:30 in the morning!